These Boots

While there is no power greater than the power of long shapely legs atop high heels, I have found that an even more powerful effect can be achieved with long shapely legs clad in a righteous boot.

Leave Your Worries At The Door

I knew that the only thing between her and a face-plant into the aisle was my laser beam gaze and full attention.

My Empty Nest

I can think of many things that start out ugly before they become beautiful or good: fetal ponies are a good example.

Several Things Humans Do That Dogs Hate

For as long as I can remember, I have been offending dogs by hugging them.

Arriving At Destination!

If you think of a reticent woman as the road, and her gentleman partner as a traveler, would it not make sense for the couple to have a GPS in the bedroom to prevent wrong turns?

Showers With A Chance Of Polka Dots

The trouble started in Filene’s Basement, which as a shopping venue was a huge step up for me.

Take Only As Directed

“Meddlwort is used therapeutically to support the minding of one’s own business, while inhibiting gratuitous meddling. Take as a suppository “ said the accompanying label.

Me And My Wireless Dongle

This sleep tracking business begs the question: Does the FitBit know when you are screwing?

Performance Art

As I despaired of ever getting to the basement, the overwhelmed old-woman-who-lived-in-a-shoe-and-had-so-many-children-she-didn’t-know-what-to-do lost control of a stroller and it went rolling willy-nilly down the escalator like the baby carriage in Battleship Potemkin.

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