Me And My Wireless Dongle

This sleep tracking business begs the question: Does the FitBit know when you are screwing?

Performance Art

As I despaired of ever getting to the basement, the overwhelmed old-woman-who-lived-in-a-shoe-and-had-so-many-children-she-didn’t-know-what-to-do lost control of a stroller and it went rolling willy-nilly down the escalator like the baby carriage in Battleship Potemkin.

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