When it comes to travel, there exists a matrix of coolness so intricate that the only way to properly master it is to spend some time backpacking with Europeans and Canadians.
The key to keeping chronic discombobulation at bay while traveling is to stay organized yet flexible, but sometimes, like a thick fog, discombobulation rolls.
The tour guide admonished us that If we found ourselves spontaneously incontinent in the caves, we would have to have recourse to a “convenience bag”, which she would provide.