Mistress Pixel’s Word For All Ages

Even though some of you are still a ways away from your junior and high school years, today I want to share with you some of Mistress Pixel’s tips and tricks for being a successful young adult

Do Not Speak To Me Of Swimming

I am not sure who said this, but it sums up my feelings about swimming precisely: Swimming is just a prelude to drowning.

I’ve Been Very Naughty

Imagine plumbing while wearing this.

I could picture myself sitting Youngest down for a little heart to heart. “See, Mommy accidentally downloaded the blog. She didn’t know that the writer was a rubber bondage slave.”

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